April 2010
39 posts
Fresh Prince S2E04
Philip: Carlton, you can wear my old Princeton sweater today for good luck.
Will: Or he could throw it in the air and plug up that big hole in the ozone.
Sighhh
Lame Smooth Talking Friend: As the stars shine and the moonlight highlights your breath, and as you look up and watch the blanket of sky, i think how the stars find envy in the twinkle of your eye for all thats left till the morning sun, and all thats left before the moon's demise I pray to eternally find happiness in those eyes
LSTF: and boom goes the dynamite
Me: i tried google lyrics-ing that
Me: and it didn't come up with anything
LSTF: its cuz i just made it up
Me: :O
LSTF: i swear!
Me: aww... you're good, i'll give you that
LSTF: thanks, didnt mean a word of it
Me: LOL
Me: screw you.
“I bought a cactus, and a week later, it died. I was all depressed, I was like...”
– Demitri Martin
“I like parties, but I dont like pinatas because the pinata promotes violence...”
– Demitri Martin
“My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance....”
– Demitri Martin
“The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.”
– David Richerby (via robot-heart)
Technology waits for no one: Apple's next iPhone →
So apparently the new iPhone leaked (poor guy is probably getting fired right now as I type this - read here for more) and while I admit it looks pretty sweet with all the upgrades and sleeker design, I’m not sure if I’m ready to join the Apple revolution. I have a nano (which I love) and I use iTunes (purely for efficiency/ease of organization and frankly it looks way cooler than...
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This makes me very happy :) Not sure if you actually need the coupon, but just in case:
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April 19-25 only!!
Coffee & Conversation.
Quotes from a couple of Starbucks cups I’ve gotten, and a few I’ve come across.
The irony of commitment is that it’s deeply liberating – in work, in play, in love. The act frees you from the tyranny of your internal critic, from the fear that likes to dress itself up and parade around as rational hesitation. To commit is to remove your head as the barrier to your life. –Anne...
“Give me books, fruit, French wine, and a little music…”
– John Keats
Dear 3 AM, we have got to stop meeting this way....
“If I find in myself desires nothing in this world can satisfy, I can only...”
– Brooke Fraser, in C.S. Lewis Song
It's a modern-day Hobbit house! →
WatchHow To Report The News - Parody
“Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.”
– Kurt Vonnegut
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I am schizophrenic, and so am I.”
– Oscar Levant
Children & Proverbs
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
Better to be safe than………………..Punch a 5th grader Strike while the …………………….Bug is close It’s always...
“Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day....”
– Mitch Hedberg
hehehe. this is me. →
blog #toomanytoremember
I’m not even going to attempt to be hopeful about this one. I should know by now that the only consistent thing about my blogging habits are my inconsistent tendencies.
evenmythoughtsarerecycled — stolen from the cover of a notebook I saw at UO. See what I did there..
So here marks the first post of a potentially short-lived blog. I hope you will journey with me as I discover...
